I slipped myself a rufie.

And I woke up bleeding from the ass with a grass stain on my face. I was asking for it anyway.

Martina Navratilova is one too...

Today I joined the Left Handers Club. As part of my welcome gift i got a backwards calendar. I can't use it though, it's backwards... And what is 'Holistic thinking mode' exactly? I don't even like Aromatherapy.

Farewell Halal... Farewell...X

For you and all you kneel for Chris.